MOVIES I WATCHED IN 2022

comments I kind of forgot I watched this. I'll add a better comment when I rewatch it lmao.

comments I said it before and I'll say it again: BISEXUALS 👏 JUST 👏 DO 👏 IT 👏 BETTER!!!

comments Pierce the Veil did it better.

comments I liked the movie, but why couldn't they have cast anybody besides Adam Sandler. Man does not have the face of a romcom star.

comments I would've liked this more if the deaths were all spooky coincidences as opposed to magic or whatever that was supposed to be.

comments I liked this one better than the second one, though I do think the "family" plot twist is getting a bit tired.

comments Definitely one of my new favorites.

comments Neither English nor Spanish subtitles were available for this, so I had to use Polish. Never say movies aren't educational.

comments This movie is incredibly slow but it's okay because we get to spend a lot of time looking at Sigourney Weaver.

comments This is by all means a bad movie. That doesn’t mean it isn’t one of my new favorites

comments This movie was boring and a waste of 90 minutes. I feel like watching this movie negatively impacted my quality of life.

comments I feel like this movie is a bit overrated. It was good, but it wasn't amazing.

comments The only thing I have to say is that the Wikipedia page for this movie links to another page on amputee fetishism. Bye.

comments This movie is so fucking funny. I don't even know where to start.

comments Why is Barack Obama there

comments Would've given this 4 stars but the damage the Cup Song did to my middle school years is irreparable.

comments Saw this with some friends. The movie was mid, even by Disney standards.

comments The music in this movie was SO GOOD. I would deadass play the opening theme at my wedding. Also, Alfred........I shan't say it.

comments The dialogue in this movie was awful. The writing, the pacing, the volume, the delivery, everything about it.

comments This movie tried too hard.

comments I totally called this one from the beginning. It was so much fun though. Tree and Carter were so cute.

comments That scene where Kim and Nick are dancing at the prom has gotta be one of the most painful movie scenes I have ever watched.

comments There was a period of several years in my life where, every single night, I would dream about being murdered. Not by the same person or in the same way, so it doesn't really relate to this, but I just thought I'd throw that out there.

comments Not a movie, obviously, but I binged this show in like a week so I figured it deserved a spot here. Probably caused me permanent emotional damage.

comments This is the first horror/slasher movie that made me feel actual Fear. Like, if I saw Leatherface coming out of the kitchen like that, you're goddamn right I'd be terrified for my life.

comments It was a bad movie. That's all I have to say.

comments I have never felt so queer 🤧

comments It was pretty good until the last ten minutes. It went from the cheesy kind of stupid to actually just stupid.

comments A bit more melancholic than the previous one, so it can be an unexpected mood shift if you don't know what's coming.

comments VERY fun movie. Probably one of my new favorites.

comments This one was pretty good. I feel it did the story justice.

comments I'll refrain from mentioning any spoilers here, but the killer's identity in this one is so stupid. What's the opposite of survivor's guilt?

comments Did I watch this movie just because Danny Elfman did the soundtrack? Maybe.

comments I feel this movie is a bit overrated, honestly. That's not to say it isn't good, but the draw is more in its social commentary than actual storytelling.

comments The bad ending of "I also choose this guy's dead wife."

comments Really interesting look into the time period's dialogue and etiquette!

comments I know this story's controversial, but I feel the narrative very plainly condemns Humbert. I like how Dolores really does just act like a kid. Really pushes it in your face that she's a Whole Child.

comments At no point in this movie did I have any idea what was going on. It was just shockingly bad.

comments I think the worst part of this movie was that it's actually GOOD, despite all the filmbros who SAY it's good.

comments Bisexuals just do it better.

comments This movie just kept getting worse. But I always think early depictions of AI are so cute. The joy and wonder of new technology.

comments
>Say the line, antagonist
>"I'm your number one fan."
>YEAH!!!!

comments I had to watch this movie over the course of two days because it wouldn't load on ANY of the streaming sites I normally use. Was worth it tho.

comments I mean, it wasn't bad. A slasher's a slasher.

comments Watched this the day after the first one. Wasn't as good.

comments Another classic. I watched this with my brother, which made it a lot more enjoyable. If I had watched it by myself, I probably would've been REALLY disappointed with how shitty it was with no one to make fun of it with.

comments Again, I try to avoid Disney movies, but this one was charming. The themes of motherly affection got me crying like a baby.

comments This movie was so BORING oh my GOD.

comments I remember seeing this movie case in a Family Video when I was like 10. Went home and looked up the plot summary. Now I'm gay. Anyways, I enjoyed it as much as the 1976 version, maybe more since it was more modern and therefore more relatable to me.

comments I only watched this because it's one of my friend's favorite movies. For a comedy, though, it's painfully unfunny.

comments Skeet Ulrich and Neve Campbell in 1996 my beloveds...

comments I like how the first movie used lycanthropy as a metaphor for puberty and growing up and whatnot but in this one they’re just like “Here’s some scary wolves. Are you scared?” And that ending....was fucked up, to say the least.

comments If I had seen this movie five years earlier it would have altered the course of my existence. Also, I love the title "Ginger Snaps." Like, damn dude, she sure does.

comments The last piece of media that left me feeling this fucked up was Frankenstein. But this is like. MILES above that. For the vast majority of the movie I was thinking how it was more thriller than horror, but then I reached the ending. God in Heaven,,,,,,

comments I consider this story more tragic than scary. Carrie baby let me take you to prom I'LL TREAT YOU RIGHT.

comments I couldn't fix him. But I could...........I shan't say it.

comments Very impressive special effects, genuinely repulsed me. Could do without the transmisogynistic implications of the ending tho.

comments ...¿Cómo se dice "Skeet Ulrich's performance as Billy Loomis changed me as a person" de una manera adecuada para mi familia?

comments Very interesting. The weird, forced endorsement of the TSA is an immediate -1 star though.

comments I can’t tell if the boys as the narrators were written to miss the point or if the actual writers didn’t understand the subtext of their own story. I’d like to assume it’s the former, because of how the adults in the film minimize the girls’ struggles, but it seems to be the latter due to what the writers have said in interviews. Also the story takes place in Michigan, haha nice.

comments Watched this one on a whim because it came up on the 123movies recommendations. The social commentary was effective, but the ending was still unsatisfying.

comments This one's a classic. I thought Patrick Bateman's internal monologue was REALLY funny. And, in retrospect, I know wayyyy too many dudes who were trying to emulate him.

comments I love stories about obsessiveness, and this movie definitely delivered. Made me want to read the book as well, which is the best outcome of any book-to-movie adaptation.

comments This has genuinely gotta be one of the worst movies I have ever watched.

comments I feel like there was net zero plot. Like, they heard some spooky stuff about the witch, got lost in the woods, drama happens, people die. I just feel like it built up to nothing.

comments Very captivating compared to Pulse, which I watched immediately prior. but I could watch this guy plot a murder all day.

comments One star for the composition of the shots, really had that 2001 flare. The costuming was very relatable, I could really feel the summer humidity. Another star because the actors were hot. Pretty boring towards the end tho.

comments I try to avoid Disney movies but my friend wouldn't get off my ass about this one. About as shallow as you'd expect a Disney movie to be, the ending still made me cry tho.