song: cpr
album: queen elizabitch
artist: cupcakke
tight as a virgin, boy,
don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you,
customer service (right?)
I save dick by giving it cpr
I save dick by giving it cpr
I cannot stress enough that this is a joke. mom if you're reading this I'm sorry. I don't think I've ever actually heard the full song all the way through, I just get this verse stuck in my head at the most inopportune moments.

04/01/2022